Session Summaries: Season 1

A recap of the events and activities of each session during 3rd Life (The first season of The Life Series)

Session 1

 * The members spawn in the server and begin their recordings.
 * ZombieCleo and BdoubleO100 are quick to find one another, and start to gather wood and begin to build their base by a lake.
 * Rendog runs into TangoTek in the middle of his intro.
 * Grian finds a ruined portal and acquires an enchanted golden helmet, enchanted golden chestplate, and a golden apple.
 * ImpulseSV finds a pair of leather pants and bread abandoned on the ground.
 * GoodTimesWithScar loses half his health after missing a jump into water.
 * Skizzleman starts off in a desert and has trouble finding food, ending up with low hunger for the majority of his start and ends up holing up in a nearby ravine.
 * Smajor1995 begins planning where he wants to build his base, eventually settling on a small clearing filled with flowers in one of the four corners. He is soon to encounter Solidarity.
 * SmallishBeans and Tango find one another and soon find EthosLab as well.
 * Bigbst4tz2 starts by a village and is quick to be found by Martyn. The two quickly form a truce.
 * Impulse joins Cleo and Bdubs by a lake. Cleo starts a wheat farm on the water's edge.
 * The trio begin mining for iron in the base they carved out in a nearby hill. Cleo, Bdubs, and Impulse find a dungeon containing a chest with gunpowder, beetroot seeds, and two Cat discs (only one is taken from the chest, however)
 * While staircasing down to diamond level, Scar comes across a lava ravine but decides to double back, deeming it too dangerous. He begins to strip mine instead.
 * Grian wanders around a bit before discovering a village where he spots Martyn looting it, but takes his time to investigate.
 * While wandering towards the Village, Grian runs into BigB. Tango and Smallish make their way over and greet the two as well.
 * After bragging about finding a golden apple, Grian leaves the three and heads off away from the village. He eventually doubles back as the night falls to seek refuge in the village
 * Grian spots Martyn mining under the village and decides to use the proximity chat to scare him. BigB tags along
 * Martyn is the first person on the SMP to find diamonds
 * He shares his spoils with BigB and Grian where they all make diamond swords and dub themselves the Blue Sword Boys.
 * In exchange for the diamond sword, Grian gives Martyn his golden apple.
 * The three split off but Martyn later finds BigB again.
 * After encountering one another again, Martyn gets inspired to add a creeper hiss sound effect to his soundboard and uses it to prank several people on the server throughout the session
 * Martyn grabs the Cat disc, gunpowder, and a name tag from the dungeon BigB found earlier.
 * Smajor and Solidarity encounter Ren while mining.
 * Ren trades them a rabbit foot for five iron ingots.
 * Smallish and Tango find a dungeon containing two chests with a name tag and iron horse armor.
 * Smallish and Tango tame dogs together before deciding to split up.
 * Grian heads back up to the village and attempts to save the villagers before they are all killed.
 * Grian sneaks up on Ren while mining and scares him by loudly greeting him.
 * Cleo, Bdubs, Impulse, and Scar run into one another while mining.
 * Scar proposes that the four of them go and "steal one of the villages"
 * The plan is put on hold as the four try and acquire diamonds to make a jukebox for their music disc first.
 * Grian continues to explore the map, eventually finding a flower forest where he decides to build a small base inside the side of a mountain.
 * Grian comes across a dark oak forest, where he gathers dark oak saplings for a future tree farm.
 * Scar gifts Bdubs a clock before eventually coming across diamonds, which he shares with Cleo, Bdubs, and Impulse. The four then head back to the surface where they craft a jukebox and "vibe" to the Cat disc.
 * Tango runs into Etho again, and the two head to the village together. Etho tames a dog of his own on the way.
 * At the village, Etho starts a sheep farm, which he claims as his and Tango's, and grows a dark oak tree.
 * Cleo, Bdubs, Impulse, and Scar split up to explore their surroundings.
 * Bdubs finds the start of Grian's base dug into the side of a nearby mountain
 * Scar discovers a nearby desert biome and is struck with the idea to form a monopoly on sand.
 * Cleo runs into Smallish and his dog, Gerald, who she brings back to the base.
 * Cleo and Smallish are the first to return
 * Bdubs returns and plays Cat again. He gifts Smallish a beetroot seed, but promptly takes it back when Smallish admits he purposefully left the ones he found earlier behind.
 * Smallish decides to give Bdubs his iron horse armor and a spruce sapling.
 * Bdubs promptly plants the sapling next to the wheat farm, and Smallish heads off on his own.
 * Scar sees Smajor and Solidarity mining around his old mine but chooses not to investigate. He then runs into Tango and Etho, but Smajor and Solidarity decided to follow behind.
 * Tango, Etho, Smajor, and Solidarity follow Scar back to the base as Impulse arrives back as well.
 * Skizzle moves out from his ravine to a hilltop, and builds a temporary bunker to wait out the night.
 * Ren finds diamonds and a mineshaft while mining, along with a golden apple in a chest. He also gathers obsidian before heading out, exiting near Skizzle's new bunker. He trades Skizzle a golden apple for 6 leather before leaving.
 * Smallish finds a mineshaft and begins to explore it. While exploring, a creeper blew up, killing Gerald.
 * Martyn enters the nether to get a gauge of what it'll be like with the world border, but doesn't stay for long.
 * Due to the large gathering of people, tons of phantoms spawn around the lake and begin to bombard the people around it. Everyone shelters inside the cave base where they craft a bed and take turns sleeping in it to ward off future phantoms, and, once day comes, they leave the base and kill the phantoms together.
 * Cleo begins suffocating in a tree as it grew right as she stood on it, but is quickly saved.
 * The group splits off once more.
 * Smajor and Solidarity head back to the south-west corner of the map to begin building their base and a wheat farm.
 * Tango and Etho head back to the village.
 * Cleo, Bdubs, Scar, and Impulse stay at the base but tell Tango and Etho they'll be coming to the village soon.
 * Cleo, Bdubs, Scar, and Impulse plot to kill Tango's dog, worried it could accidentally kill them later.


 * Ren finds a spot a top a mountain for his new business: Rendogs Enchanted Emporium and runs into Smallish soon after.
 * Ren trades Smallish one diamond for some lapis and the two part ways.
 * Martyn finds Tango and Etho's sheep farm in the village, along with the sign claiming the village is their home. Tango and Etho show up at that moment and are confronted by Martyn.
 * Scar, Impulse, Cleo, and Bdubs then show up at the village.
 * Etho walls off his dark oak tree and claims it as a historical landmark in hopes to keep it safe, but Scar sets the tree on fire. Attempts to save it fail, and the tree burns away.
 * Smallish and Martyn come across Smajor and Solidarity's base but don't stick around after the night.
 * Smallish discovers Grian's base before finding a hill to settle on, dubbing it Skizzle Point. He also finds and tames another wolf, naming it Geraldine.
 * Grian returns to the village and hangs around there for a while.
 * He shows Etho where he hid some villagers and Impulse ends up learning about them too.
 * Ren builds the foundation for his shop and crafts an enchanting table. He enchants his gear and advertises his shop in the main chat.
 * Martyn eventually comes across Ren and his shop, and pranks him with his creeper hiss.
 * Ren's game crashes at that moment, and Martyn makes use of the opportunity to enchant some of his gear.
 * Ren comes back on, and the two hide in a hole from the phantoms
 * Martyn offers to go off and advertise Ren's shop as payment for enchanting his gear.
 * Ren renames his shop Renchanting and Martyn creates the tagline "Don't be a dog, be a God!"
 * Scar pitches his idea to monopolize sand to Grian. Grian then proposes they monopolize dark oaks instead
 * The two head off to scout out the desert, and Grian, seeing the sheer size of the desert, becomes opposed to the idea of the sand monopoly. He quietly slips away when Scar isn't looking.
 * Impulse, Tango, Etho, Bdubs, and Cleo come together to compile an offerings chest to convince Grian to let them use his villagers. Grian agrees and Etho, Tango, and Impulse quickly get to work creating a place to keep the villagers.
 * Martyn runs into Skizzle and brings him over to Renchanting. Ren allows him to enchant his gear on the promise that he'll come back with sugar cane.
 * Martyn heads back to the village to advertise Renchanting.
 * Grian leads a creeper over to the group as a prank. It quickly goes wrong as it blows up, killing Scar and taking his first life. A grave is quickly made where he died.
 * As compensation, Grian makes a deal to follow Scar's orders until he loses his first life, starting the Scar-Grian Alliance.
 * Scar buys Etho's llama in exchange for free sand.
 * Grian and Scar then head off to the desert with the llama they later name "Pizza."
 * Cleo, Bdubs, and Impulse move into the village with Etho and Tango, becoming the Village People
 * Grian and Scar set up shop on top of a mountain in the desert before going off to chop down the dark oak forest and monopolize all the saplings.
 * They begin the process of lighting up the entire desert, claiming, "Everything the light touches is ours."
 * Martyn brings the Village People over to Renchanting. Ren allows the Village People to enchant their gear in exchange for two villagers delivered. Smajor comes to enchant as the Village People leave.
 * Solidarity heads over to Renchanting and Martyn brings him over to the snowy mountain, proposing they live on the peak together. Solidarity is reluctant to move as he is currently living with Smajor.
 * Solidarity brings sugarcane and leather to Renchanting in hopes to pay to enchant his gear, but it turned out to only be payment for Smajor's enchanting. He strikes a deal with Martyn to place two signs advertising Renchanting around the server to enchant his things.
 * Etho and Ren come across Skizzle and the three head over to the desert. They climb Monopoly Mountain and create an alliance, dubbed the Mountain People Alliance where Etho would give Skizzle villagers if he would be the last to be killed by him. Skizzle also extends this agreement to Ren, saying he'll be the second to last person he'll kill.
 * After climbing down Monopoly Mountain, Skizzle accidentally looks at an enderman and dies, losing his first life.
 * Martyn kills a raid captain, gaining the Bad Omen effect.

Session 2

 * Grian and Scar plan to steal valuables from the others on the server and sell it back to them.
 * Smallish attempts to start a monopoly of his own, consisting of lily pads and dead bushes. He quickly gives up on the lily pads as gathering them was just too tedious.
 * Bdubs and Cleo begin planning a castle just outside the village.
 * Etho, Tango, and Impulse work on breeding villagers in the Love Shack.
 * Rendog temporarily dubs the mountain he and Martyn live on Mount Phantom, but ultimately asks the viewers to help name it.
 * Skizzle finishes building his base.
 * Solidarity works on the interior of his home.
 * BigB plans on crafting himself a full set of diamond armor and spends the good majority of the beginning mining.
 * Smajor spends the good majority of the beginning mining for diamonds, managing to acquire a good deal of them.


 * Ren digs a spot under Renchanting to stash his valuables.
 * Tango, Martyn, and later Cleo visit Grian and Scar on Monopoly Mountain.
 * Cleo is hoping to get some dark oak saplings but Grian and Scar pretend they don't have any. Scar convinces Cleo to give him her chestplate and Tango to give him his pants, promising rewards such as reputation points, dark oak saplings, and sand.
 * Cleo steals Pizza the llama as revenge for not getting her dark oak, and plans to use it as leverage.
 * On the way back from the desert, now called Sandland, Cleo runs into Skizzle, and allows him to relay the information that Pizza is gone to Grian and Scar. She also runs into Ren who promises not to say anything.
 * Bdubs finds Cleo hiding Pizza underground.
 * BigB builds a house in a birch forest near the west border.
 * Grian and Scar find Smallish taking dead bushes, and Scar persuades him to give him his diamond sword on the promise that he'll have first dibs on dark oak saplings, if they "find any."
 * Martyn plans a heist of sorts to kill the villagers but no one wanted to partake, ending in a bust. He, under the suggestion of Smajor, runs over to the village with the intent to simply begin the raid.
 * Smajor and Solidarity come along and encourage him to go through with the raid. Martyn sends them in to sneak into the village and scout out where the villagers are located. They return and tell him that only Etho was at the village, causing Martyn to have a change of heart as he didn't want to single him out.


 * Etho visits Grian and Scar. Scar attempts to make a deal Etho's shoes, but Grian warns him not to trust Scar. Etho gives Scar his shoes anyways.
 * BigB comes across Grian and Scar's base. Grian warns him to not let him take any of his diamond gear. BigB throws Scar two diamonds and runs away as Grian traps Scar in cobwebs to slow him down.
 * Impulse, Cleo, and Bdubs create the Castle Alliance. The three agree not to target one another should they reach their final life.
 * Cleo and Bdubs proceed to show Impulse Pizza, but Cleo acts as if it is her own llama, Pepperoni.
 * Impulse digs out a nearby hill to turn into his base that he later houses some villagers in, before heading off to find Skizzle's home. He finds Solidarity there as well.
 * Solidarity, Smajor, and Martyn come to visit Smallish, where they learn of an untouched dark oak forest that had gone completely unnoticed by Grian and Scar.


 * After gathering some saplings, the group goes over to Monopoly Mountain to perform a "magic trick" wherein they reveal they have access to dark oak saplings.


 * Tango learns of the dark oak forest, and reveals the location to Bdubs in exchange for a room in his and Cleo's castle and all their future gunpowder.
 * Smallish goes to gather dark oak saplings and finds Bdubs and Tango chopping down trees in the dark oak forest.
 * Etho gifts Bdubs the music disc Blocks.


 * Martyn, nearly running out the Bad Omen timer, heads over to the village with the intent to stress out the Village People. Smajor, with the encouragement of Martyn, punches him into the village, initiating a raid. The Village People, with the help of Martyn and Smajor successfully hold the raid off by trapping one of the raiders in a hole.
 * Ren comes across some dark oak trees by his home before hurrying over to help with the raid but arrives just as the Village people hold off the raid


 * Cleo fixes the ruined portal by the village and briefly enters the nether.
 * Impulse begins to split up the villagers as a safeguard against raids with the help of Skizzle.
 * Smajor builds a nether portal in the Flower Valley and begins to explore the nether and trade for leather.


 * Bdubs is knocked off the top of his castle by phantoms and falls to his death, losing his first life.
 * Martyn and Skizzle walk through the village's nether portal. Martyn enters first and waits for Skizzle to enter, where he pranks him by exposing lava, almost taking his second life but managing to save him with a cauldron of water.
 * Etho begins collecting all the cactus to create his own monopoly, Ren later meets up with him, and they mess with Grian and Scar by stealing their torches.
 * Smallish heads over to Renchanting to enchant his gear. He trades two endermen he found just outside to do so. He then heads back home and works on his base.
 * Smajor and Martyn explore the nether together and find a fortress. They gather all the netherwart they could find, creating their own monopoly.
 * When they exit, Martyn builds a creeper face inside Solidarity's home as a prank.
 * Bdubs and Etho enchant gear at Renchanting where they learn of Pizza's kidnapping by Cleo.
 * Ren shows Etho his secret stash in hopes that they could start a cactus and torch business together.
 * Ren then fortifies Renchanting by building a wall around it.
 * Cleo learns that Ren told people that she has Pizza and goes to confront him.
 * Ren explains that he only told Bdubs and Etho because he thought they were all working together.
 * Ren and Cleo create the Castle-Mountain Treaty after showing Cleo his stash of valuables.
 * Scar learns from Etho that there is an "untamed cat" at the village which he can tame in exchange for a favor. He heads towards the village and finds the start of the castle build. To his dismay, he finds that Etho has tamed the cat and named it Pineapple Pizza. Etho also tells Scar that Pizza is alive, but not who has it.
 * Grian builds a base atop Monopoly Mountain.
 * Skizzle heads over to Monopoly Mountain and tells Grian and Scar that Pizza was alive and that he was last seen with Cleo.
 * Martyn finds BigB's base and the two explore a mineshaft together. Martyn gathers some minecart rails to make the villager delivery deal easier when the time comes.
 * Scar creates the Reputation Board, where he keeps track of all of the deals he made with the other server members.
 * Solidarity finds a pack of the very few remaining cows on the server and lead one back to his base to save it and attempt to start a cow farm.
 * He runs into Impulse and Skizzle on the way back.
 * Solidarity and Smajor lie about Daisy the cow dying to cactus and hide it inside the back of the mountain.
 * They later tell BigB of the existence and location of Daisy.
 * Martyn gifts Smajor and Solidarity an ender chest on the condition that he's allowed to use it as well.
 * Tango finds his dog that he lost last session just outside Camp Refugee.
 * Impulse leads Skizzle and Tango down the mine to acquire the second Cat disc below the camp along with some diamonds which he uses to craft a new jukebox as Grian has their last one. The Village People vibe with the new jukebox.
 * Tango finds the two cows Solidarity left behind. He lets Impulse in on the fact that he has access to cows, but keeps their location a secret.
 * Martyn returns to Mount Phantom and is updated on the new alliances and who knows of the stash. Ren omits Cleo's name but does tell him that they have a secret alliance.
 * BigB accidentally blows up parts of the Flower Valley and is subsequently told to leave as Smajor fixes the damages. He briefly explored the nether using Smajor and Solidarity's nether portal before returning home.


 * Grian finds the dark oak forest just south of the desert.
 * Cleo leaves a sign on Pizza's Hut with the message "PIZZA LIVES" to let Scar know that Pizza is still alive, but does not sign her name on it.

Session 3

 * Grian lights up more of the southern half of the desert before heading off to Renchanting to enchant his gear. He jokingly distracts Ren, pointing out Bdubs breaking through the wall, before sneaking into the building and enchanting all of his armor. He pays Ren with lanterns and sand.
 * GoodTimesWithScar continues to build a cactus wall around the border of Sandland, to prevent the other server members from stealing sand.
 * Bigbst4tz2 briefly explores a mineshaft before unsuccessfully strip mining for diamonds. He mines into Sandland's strip mine in the process
 * Martyn reveals that he did not place the ender chest at the top of the snowy mountain, due to the fact that Rendog has been giving away secrets too freely.
 * TangoTek moves into the Swamp and establishes an underground cow farm using two of the last cows on the server
 * ImpulseSV works on moving the villagers to a dedicated space in his home and creating trades with them
 * EthosLab brings two villagers over to Renchanting in order to fulfill the Village People's end of their bargain from session one.
 * SmallishBeans begins work on creating a personal enchanting table
 * ZombieCleo and BdoubleO100 continue construction on the Castle.
 * Smajor1995 begins digging out a spot for an enchanting area behind the nether portal and decorating the pond in the Flower Valley
 * Smajor and Solidarity beginning planning a wall to build around the Flower Valley before Solidarity heads to the Swamp to retrieve another cow
 * Ren and Martyn go over plans on a heist to kill the one remaining pillager, causing the raid from last session to continue. They first head to the Village to scout out villager locations where they learn that Etho is in the process of delivering the promised villagers
 * Skizzleman heads over to Renchanting to "pay his rent" which he owed since the first session for his first bout of enchanting. He delivers a chest full of cobble and sugarcane.


 * Cleo and Bdubs move Pizza out from under the Castle and into a nearby hill.
 * Grian starts setting up an enderman security guard system in Sandland, stating that anyone who enters must look at the enderman as a precaution.


 * Smallish heads to the nether to trade for leather but is ultimately unsuccessful. When he returns to the overworld, he begins work on his base


 * On the way to Renchanting, Grian comes across a stray cow and takes a quick detour back to Sandland to secure the cow. This marks the beginning of Scar and Grian's animal farm.


 * While waiting for daybreak to begin the villager transport, Etho runs into Ren and Martyn and informs them that they will have their villagers soon.
 * Passing by the Crastle, Bdubs and Cleo begin to help in the transporting of the villagers.
 * After seeing how long the villager transportation was taking, Etho beings to doubt his agreement to deliver villagers to other members, effectively jeopardizing the Mountain People Alliance that was created in the first session.
 * As a result of the successful delivery, Etho is granted free enchanting for the rest of the season.


 * Grian drops by the Flower Valley and questions Smajor on if they have a cow. Smajor is able to successfully convince Grian that their cow is dead


 * Cleo drops by and criticizes Smallish's home location, pointing out multiple flaws in his defenses.
 * Tango heads into the nether to gather quartz to trap his base.


 * Etho decides to move out from the Village and into the swamp. He begins construction of a Wool Castle above the water. He also transports multiple animals to his new home.
 * BigB briefly explores the nether before leaving, exiting by the Castle


 * Solidarity finds Tango's cow farm and quickly tells Smajor about it where they then sneak in and steal a cow. Not long after, Grian discovers his base as well


 * Impulse discovers that the fletcher villager in the village sells arrows of Harming II.
 * Tango heads over to Renchanting and the two create a leather and beef business


 * Solidarity and Smajor move their cows further below the mountain and Smajor begins to wall off the Flower Valley
 * Scar begins selling "Friendship Certificates" which are essentially alliances where both members will have protection from one another should one of them be brought down to their last life. He only has three made. Etho is the first to buy a Friend Certificate from Scar for the price of his enchanted pickaxe.


 * Etho invites Impulse to move into the Wool Castle with him.


 * Grian begins placing lava buckets around the Sandland as an extra defense.
 * Smajor catches sight of the lava around Sandland and briefly investigates as he is worried about a possible forest fire
 * Smallish begins looking for cows, exploring nearly the entire server for them. He drops by the Flower Valley and suspects that Smajor and Solidarity have cows but he is unable to find any.
 * Solidarity attempts to steal cows from Sandland, but fails due to their enderman security, and loses his diamond chestplate in the process.


 * Etho and Ren begin work on their cactus and torch business. They come to the agreement that Martyn and Ren manage the shops while Etho is the supplier and they agree to split the profits 50/50.
 * BigB begins building a new base on the snowy mountain by Renchanting


 * Tango begins construction of a "game" for other members to play. The goal is to run into a stone box and retrieve what's inside a chest. However, the game itself is filled with deadly lava traps.


 * Scar gives Impulse a pass to bypass the enderman security guard for the price of two diamonds.


 * Cleo and Bdubs transport Pizza over to the eastern border and attempt to push it through the border. This fails, however, as nothing can pass through the border. They instead decide to sell Pizza's location to Scar. Bdubs insists they give them the information in the form of a riddle.


 * Scar attempts to buy Ren's enchanting table but fails. He then announces that when he turns red, Ren would be first on his list,


 * Martyn confronts BigB as he's building his new base and the two have a brief dispute over the land. Martyn attempts to convince BigB to move his home further up the mountain so that he and BigB can live together. BigB declines for the time being and Martyn draws a line in the snow, dividing their properties


 * Solidarity redecorates the interior of his base and begins planning a gambling game around his game Chick Chance


 * Cleo visits Sandland, and Grian manages to learn from her that Pizza is indeed alive and that she knows where. The two wait for Scar to return and when he does, he gives Cleo his diamond sword, all his enchanted armor, an enchanted pickaxe, and his shield in exchange for a "riddle" which were in fact the coordinates to Pizza's location.
 * The two promptly head out and retrieve Pizza.
 * Grian and Scar realize that Cleo and Bdubs took Pizza and declare war on them.


 * Cleo drops by Renchanting to inform Ren that she has given Pizza's location to Grian and Scar. Martyn, who was also there, subsequently finds out that this was the secret that Ren couldn't tell him about from last session. Cleo declares that she doesn't consider Martyn part of the Castle-Mountain Treaty, but Ren reassures him that she does.


 * Skizzle continues working on his base.
 * While Etho and Impulse are transporting sheep over to the Wool Castle, Cleo steals two sheep from his herd. She later gives him a lead and cactus as an apology for stealing sheep


 * On the way to release their enderman security guard onto Cleo as revenge for taking Pizza, Scar accidentally falls into a ravine, losing his second life and making him the first member to have a red name.
 * Seeing that Scar had just died, Ren and Martyn get straight to work gathering supplies in the form of enchanted gear and potions as they had just become his first target.
 * Grian points out that Scar cannot kill him as he still owes Scar his service.
 * Grian explains the rules of engagement, stating that the other player cannot attack until Scar strikes first; afterwards, they are allowed to defend themselves and kill him.


 * Smajor steals some sand from Sandland and finishes the interior of his base
 * Cleo drops by Renchanting to enchant the diamond sword she stole from Scar and voices her concern that the Castle People and Renchanting are on the top of Scar's list. Etho visits later as well and tells Ren and Martyn that him and Impulse will help if Scar comes for them.
 * Cleo suspects that Scar lost his second life on purpose in order to get to Ren
 * Scar and Grian visit Skizzle and Scar takes his enchanted armor, giving his non-enchanted set in exchange.
 * Skizzle creates an alliance with Ren and Martyn where he will protect them when Scar comes from them.
 * Solidarity builds the Chick Chance Shack just outside the Flower Valley


 * Scar heads over to Renchanting and threatens Ren to give him his enchanting table and in exchange, he would spare him and Martyn. Ren ultimately refuses the deal.
 * Scar offers Smallish the same deal for his own enchanting table, and Smallish agrees.
 * Cleo contemplates stealing the fletcher to have easy access to harming arrows and making sure no one else can get the arrows


 * Tango visits the Crastle and discusses setting up traps in the Crastle with Bdubs and Cleo.


 * Scar kills the last remaining raider that was threatening the Village, however the raid does not continue. as it had been too much time and the raid had run out.


 * Tango finishes setting up the lava trap for his game.


 * Impulse shows Bdubs his villagers and Bdubs shows Impulse the interior of the Castle.
 * Scar approaches Etho and proposes a trade where he'll give him rails and in exchange, Etho could build him two traps.
 * They choose to wait until next week to decide whether they trade or not, however.
 * Scar approaches Impulse in his base, where he strikes a deal: he will spare Impulse in exchange for access to his Efficiency V librarian. Impulse agrees, and Grian warns Impulse, telling him not to trust Scar.

Episode Links
Note: BdoubleO100 did not upload an episode for this week

Session 4

 * SmallishBeans discovers Martyn in his home as he had logged out there at the end of the previous session. Martyn questions him on how Scar managed to get his hands on an enchanting table and Smallish admits it was because he gave him one, wanting to not be on a red name's bad side.
 * ZombieCleo shows BdoubleO100 the improved farm under the Castle and gives him a crossbow and arrows
 * Skizzleman visits Rendog and discusses building a secret underground tunnel connecting Renchanting and Skizzle Point which Ren would also have access to. They give the tunnel the codename "Mama's Casserole" so they can freely talk about the tunnel.
 * EthosLab gives TangoTek a short tour of his Wool Castle, which is still a work in progress. In turn, Tango shows Etho his challenge game, now named Dare To Flare, and asks for some advice on both the prize and whether he should make the lava fall faster or not
 * Smajor1995 plans on making a full enchanting table using leather from the Flower Valley's cow farm
 * Solidarity officially names one of the cows in the cow farm Daisy
 * Grian plans on increasing the height of the cactus wall that surrounds Sandland. He also reiterates that he is not allowed to PVP other members but he is still allowed to make traps.
 * GoodTimesWithScar changes his skin to better portray that he's on his final life. He also, off camera, finds a bee who he names Mr. Bubbles and drags along on a lead like a balloon to make him seem less harsh due to his new skin.
 * ImpulseSV villager grinds off-camera, revealing that he got a full set of enchanted diamond armor and a full villager trading hall
 * Bigbst4tz2 manages to find his old base and begins transferring his items to his new base atop the snowy mountain by Renchanting


 * Skizzle heads back to Skizzle Point and begins creating the tunnel to Renchanting


 * While killing cows for leather, Smajor accidentally kills Daisy, not even a minute after it was named but realized that they had actually nametagged the wrong cow earlier
 * Martyn and Smallish go on a quest to find Smajor and Solidarity's cows, knowing that they're being lied to


 * Solidarity advertises his gambling game Chick Chance
 * As BigB doesn't have diamond he instead bargains gold instead and heads over to Chick Chance to try his luck. Unfortunately, luck is not on his side and BigB loses his bet.


 * Impulse visits the Wool Castle in the Swamp, finding that Etho had done quite of building and even designated a room for him
 * Tango shows Impulse his challenge he had built last session along with his cow farm. Impulse gives Tango a set of Feather Falling IV Diamond Boots which he uses as a reward for his challenge, Dare to Flare
 * Tango begins filling his base with deadly traps as too many people know of its existence now


 * Martyn and Smallish manage to find Smajor and Solidarity's cows and attempt to steal two but are caught by Smajor
 * Martyn and Smallish head over to Chick Chance to confront Solidarity about the cow farm. Smallish takes his chance at the game with a diamond and also finds himself unlucky in his bet.
 * Solidarity, however, gives them access to the cows regardless, now that they know about them
 * Martyn also tries his hand and manages to win a diamond in addition to an emerald


 * Scar declares that he wants to steal the cookie from BigB's base but Grian reveals that he's been thinking up traps involving TNT which intrigues Scar


 * Scar and Grian visit Etho and warns him that someone is bound to burn his Wool Castle down and informs him that he has cactus and sand in his chest for him
 * He also visits Renchanting to intimidate Ren
 * He and Grian then head over to the Castle to attempt to convince the Castle People to increase their reputation with Sandland but neither Cleo nor Bdubs are interested


 * After a bit of wrangling, Martyn and Smallish split the cows they took from Smajor and Solidarity's farm and go their separate ways
 * At Renchanting, Ren officially makes Martyn his right hand man but says that his loyalty to him and the kingdom of Dogwarts must still be tested. Ren will also be performing the test to prove his loyalty to Martyn and the kingdom later in the day
 * Ren digs out a secret space in the basement of Renchanting for a level 30 enchanting area
 * Grian travels to the nether to gather quartz for observers
 * BigB continues working on his Cookie Castle


 * The house names for Dogwarts are revealed: Cluckle Cluck (for the chickens and eggs), Carotyn (for the carrots), Crimson Wart (for the nether warts), and Enderport (for the fallen endermen, Bob and Hillary). Additionally, Ren and Martyn ask the viewers to create Sorting Hat questions for the four houses in the comments section with the traits: Nobility, Honour, Pride, and Justice.
 * Tango makes his rounds around the server, selling books and steak, and advertising Dare To Flare


 * At SmallishBeans' Abode, Tango manages to convince Smallish to give his game, Dare to Flare, a chance. Smallish becomes the first to attempt Dare to Flare but ends up dying to the lava. He had managed to grab the boots but lost them to the lava after dying.
 * After losing the boots, Tango decides to have a token be placed in the chest instead of the prize itself to keep future prizes from being destroyed. He also places a bed near the game so players who fail won't have to walk all the way back.
 * Impulse gives Smallish his own enchanted diamond boots as consolation


 * Bdubs and Cleo work on filling the moat with water and magma blocks


 * Smajor and Solidarity visit Sandland to get a look at the Reputation Board to see if they share Solidarity's +25 reputation or not as Smajor claims they should as they are "married"
 * Skizzle inquires the price of a sand pass and Grian tells him he can get the pass if he can get Ren away from Renchanting for about ten minutes (long enough for Grian to set up his TNT trap)
 * Skizzle tells them that he'll take the deal only if they tell him what they're planning. Grian claims he needs Ren away so he can "return his enchanting table" and wants it to be a surprise
 * Skizzle instantly realizes they're not being sincere and turns down the deal. As a result, Scar revokes Skizzle's Friend Pass.


 * Impulse heads back to acquire a new pair of boots. Bdubs approaches him and declares that he's interested in the game as well, saying that if he dies he'd kill for Impulse as they are allies


 * Smajor and Solidarity head over to Dare To Flare where Solidarity attempts the challenge and dies to lava, becoming the second one to die to Tango's game


 * Grian and Scar still plan to go through with the trap with Scar distracting Ren instead, though the two also briefly consider enlisting Etho but he refuses as he didn't want to jeopardize his standing with him


 * Etho visits Smallish's Abode with the intent to build a flying TNT machine to send towards the Castle, much to Smallish's excitement


 * After Solidarity dies to Tango's game, Smajor meets up with him at Renchanting


 * Scar goes in with Grian to set up the TNT trap. Scar manages to keep Ren busy but Martyn keeps a keen eye on Grian. So, Grian decides to build the trap outside the walls instead
 * With the trap set, the two took their leave and attempted to steal BigB's cookie before watching the enchanting table from atop his base
 * Martyn was quick to notice the trap and he, along with the others who were at Renchanting at the time (Ren, Skizzle, Smajor, and Solidarity), investigate.
 * Smajor broke the enchanting table but the trap did not go off as expected.
 * Scar and Grian, dejected, then stole BigB's cookie as they watched the others work on disarming the trap with Smajor
 * However, as Solidarity tried to defuse the trap, he accidentally fell onto the TNT Minecarts, triggering the trap and killing himself along with Ren and Skizzle much to Grian and Scar's delight. In addition, the three all lost their items due to the multiple explosions


 * Smallish intercepts Cleo and Bdubs who were heading towards his home. The two inquire about the triple-kill explosion and, to distract them from seeing Etho's flying TNT machine, Smallish has the three head over to Renchanting to investigate. Afterwards, Etho and Smallish declares to Cleo and Bdubs they're going to breach the Castle's walls. The two head to defend their castle as Smallish and Etho activate the flying TNT machine. Unfortunately, Bdubs manages to break the machine in time, saving the Castle.


 * Scar later punches Ren off a cliff in an attempt to take another one of his lives but he manages to survive the fall
 * Scar makes a trade with BigB where he gets his enchanted diamond boots for a No Kill Pass
 * BigB gives Skizzle some gold and a stone sword to help since all his things were lost. In return for the items, Skizzle tells BigB about the underground tunnel he's construction between Skizzle Point and Renchanting and proposes connecting the tunnel to BigB's Cookie Castle
 * Grian realizes that should he lose his first life, he will be forced to switch sides
 * Grian and Scar head to the Flower Valley with Smajor to talk with Solidarity but decide to take refuge in Smallish's Abode for the night, discovering Smallish's secret cow farm.


 * Etho heads over to Renchanting to enchant his tools where Martyn and Ren question what he was doing when Grian was setting up the TNT trap. Etho is deemed innocent as he was sieging the Castle at the time. Ren and Martyn also learn that Etho is a friend of Scar's having purchased a Friend Certificate in the last session


 * Scar contemplates teaming up with the other red names but doesn't make a decision yet. The four also visit Skizzle to see if he's mad at any of them but only appears to be a little mad at Scar.


 * Bdubs heads to Dare To Flare and manages to win the prize with the help of Impulse's Fire Protection Diamond pants and a golden apple. Tango changes one of the rules to not allow consumables as a result
 * Martyn also attempts Dare To Flare and is the second person to succeed due to the use of ender pearls


 * Tango drops by Skizzle's home and gives him some food while Skizzle fills him in on what happened with the explosion


 * Back at the Village, Etho discovers that the fletcher has been taken by the Castle People as retaliation for his siege earlier. Etho sneaks into the Castle and takes back the redstone he used for the flying TNT machine
 * Cleo says she has no problems with Etho but he would have to make peace with Bdubs to have access to the villager. Bdubs is not willing to make peace and shoots Etho
 * Impulse shows Cleo his villager trading hall
 * In retaliation to getting shot, Etho builds a second flying TNT machine and sends it in the direction of the Castle. The TNT machine turns out to be a dud however due to the angled roof of the Castle
 * Scar attempts to buy Impulse's pants from him with a One-Time No Kill Pass


 * Cleo and Tango discuss the specifics for a lava trap in the base of the Castle


 * Ren reveals to Impulse and Martyn that he wants to get revenge on Scar and is contemplating purposefully losing his second life to do so


 * Smallish finishes building his secret room in his abode and makes a Dead Bush Lab as a front to later hide more hidden things


 * Martyn and BigB discuss the possibility of freeing Grian, their fellow Blue Sword Boy, from Scar's servitude next week but the two are worried that he is too far gone given how he was outright cackling in delight when Ren, Skizzle, and Solidarity died to his trap


 * Etho visits Smallish's Abode once more and manages to find his hidden room where Smallish gives Etho free access to his cows.


 * Scar decides not to team up with Solidarity and Skizzle (mostly due to them not being known for their PVP skills) and instead declares his intent to kill Cleo and Bdubs next session.
 * Grian and Scar plan to siege the Castle using TNT cannons


 * Bdubs tests his new Feather Falling IV boots by jumping off the top of the Castle and into the moat, to the concern of an onlooking Impulse, Tango, and Cleo. Thankfully, he survives the fall not even losing half his health


 * Scar crafts a new enchanting table as their last one was blown up, and sets it up so it can perform level 30 enchantments


 * Smajor finds one of the previously discovered zombie spawners under the Flower Valley and creates an EXP farm out of it


 * Grian builds a creeper farm on the edge of the Sandlands against the border. Before he logs off, he catches sight of a wandering trader and manages to buy two buckets of pufferfish from him

Session 5
Note: This session experienced some technical difficulties with the Proximity Chat mod, causing the session to run shorter than usual. Additionally, EthosLab was unable to upload a video for this session, despite participating, due to audio issues. ZombieCleo also did not upload an episode this session for unspecified reasons.


 * Rendog and InTheLittleWoods, off screen trade for full enchanted diamond armor
 * Grian checks on the creeper farm he made in the last session and is pleased with the haul
 * GoodTimesWithScar enchants his diamond sword with Sharpness II and Fire Aspect and gives some diamonds to Grian to make armor with
 * Skizzleman plans to go around the server making alliances and gathering gear
 * SmallishBeans finishes making his Level 30 Enchanting Table and goes off to mine for diamonds and experience
 * Smajor1995 finished the walls surrounding the Flower Valley off screen. He also shows the zombie villager he found
 * Solidarity shows off the walls that surround the Flower Valley before heading down to the XP farm Smajor set up at the end of the last session to get some experience
 * Bigbst4tz2 shows off the basement of his Cookie Castle and works on decorating it as well before heading off to mine for diamonds
 * ImpulseSV enchants his bow with infinity and heads over to visit the Wool Castle
 * TangoTek creates a Level 30 Enchanter and goes mining for diamonds
 * EthosLab, with the help of Impulse, creates large walls of lava surrounding the Wool Castle


 * Scar declares that he plans to attack the Crastle and Grian reveals that he has a plan ready. The plan involves installing a bubble elevator in the Crastle for them to use then to come back later and put lava at the top so that it kills whoever uses it.
 * Smajor goes mining for diamonds and enchants some diamond armor


 * Ren acquires a diamond axe from a villager and gives it to Martyn after renaming it "💀💀💀RED WINTER IS COMING💀💀💀"


 * BdoubleO100 and ZombieCleo head over to the Wool Castle to inform Impulse and Etho that Bdubs caught Tango wearing a helmet the last session and the two manage to recruit Impulse and Etho in enacting justice on Tango


 * Smajor heals a zombie villager to start a villager farm
 * By the order of his king, Martyn kills Ren with a renamed axe, announcing to the server that "RED WINTER IS COMING"
 * Ren then tests both their loyalties by first choosing not to kill Martyn. He then hits Martyn, allowing Martyn to kill him in self-defense but Martyn chooses not to
 * Martyn also shows Ren the location of the hidden ender chest
 * Skizzle heads over to Dogwarts where he learns that Ren had Martyn kill him on purpose. He also shows Ren and Martyn the escape tunnel


 * Scar and Grian go into the nether and mine for netherite, managing to get enough for two swords


 * Martyn and Ren go around the server, enlisting people in their Red Army. The people who agree are, Skizzle, Etho, and Smallish
 * They also visited the Flower Valley but their alliance is turned down


 * Bdubs and Cleo create a firing range and call for Tango to head over to the Crastle
 * When Tango arrives he is met by Bdubs, Cleo, Impulse, and Etho who are standing beside the firing range. Bdubs announces that Tango had committed a crime last session by wearing a helmet for multiple hours (which is against server rules)
 * Bdubs tells Tango that he must then partake in his "mini-game" else become wanted and hunted by the rest of the server. The "mini-game" involves dodging a barrage of arrows
 * Tango reluctantly agrees but announces that he will get revenge for his unjust death
 * Impulse manages to get the killing hit on Tango, taking his first life
 * Bdubs forces Etho to partake in the challenge as well, in part for not calling out Tango's use of a helmet and for sending a missile to the Crastle
 * Etho is shot and killed by Tango


 * BigB comes across Skizzle's escape tunnel he began making last session


 * Cleo sneaks over to SmallishBeans' Abode and sets his house in fire as revenge for helping Etho send a missile to the Crastle last session. Grian and Scar, who were on their way, over to the Crastle to enact their plan see Smallish's house ablaze and head over to help.
 * Smallish dies in the fire as he wasn't paying attention to his health


 * Smajor investigates the firing range and manages to overhear something about a plan. He relays this information to Smallish
 * Skizzle visits the Wool Castle to check in on Etho and requests a private talk with Impulse
 * Skizzle and Impulse create an alliance where Impulse supplies Skizzle with weapons and armor while Skizzle promises to not kill him until he is the third to last player


 * Smajor proposes to Solidarity that they create an alliance with Sandland as they had turned down Dogwarts' offer


 * Grian and Scar head over to the Crastle where Scar distracts Cleo and Bdubs by attempting to sell them coffins whilst Grian begins construction on the bubble elevator. He is forced to stop, however, as he is caught by Bdubs


 * Etho shows Tango around his base and also shows him his secret emergency ender pearl stasis chamber


 * Solidarity creates a secret room in his base, listing his targets and allies
 * Currently there is only one target: Dogwarts
 * Smajor redecorates the walls in his base and adds a base to the wall


 * Ren and Martyn reveal to Etho and Skizzle that they plan on attacking the Hobbits the next session


 * Grian and Scar enlist the help of Etho and return to the Crastle. Scar and Etho manage to distract Bdubs and Cleo while Grian sets the lava trap. Bdubs then dies using the bubble elevator
 * Etho and Grian launch some TNT at the Crastle before running away with Scar


 * Scar, Grian, and Etho regroup by Smallish's Abode where they find Ren and Martyn listening in. It is then revealed that Etho, Skizzle, and Smallish all allied with Dogwarts.


 * Scar and Grian go to the Flower Valley where they create an alliance with Smajor and Solidarity
 * Scar gives the Hobbits one diamond and one TNT and in return Smajor gives Sandland a splash potion of fire resist and weakness. Grian also gives the Hobbits one of his two buckets of pufferfish


 * Scar and Grian go to Skizzle's home and steals his banner. They attempt to burn it but are ambushed by the Red Army before they can
 * Scar and Grian retreat to Sandland, chased by Ren, Martyn, Skizzle, and Etho
 * Ren announces war between Dogwarts and Sandland
 * The Red Army then begin sending a barrage of arrows atop Monopoly Mountain, aiming to kill Scar's pets. They manage to kill both Mr. Bubbles and Pizza

Session 6
Note: BdoubleO100 did not participate in this session as it was his daughter's birthday.


 * Grian makes pizza themed banners to put on his and Scar's shields to honor Scar's llama, Pizza, who died last session
 * Bigbst4tz2 gathers supplies to continue working on Cookie Castle and revels a lava trap he set up at the base of his stairs
 * ZombieCleo drops by Smallish's home to apologize for burning down his roof and gives him a crossbow
 * Skizzleman drops by Renchanting where Rendog and Martyn begin planning on how to better their defenses
 * Cleo drops by Impulse's who gives her a Power V book


 * TangoTek drops by Etho's to check in and attempt to ally with him
 * Scar goes off to seek revenge on Etho by burning down the Wool Castle
 * Impulse heads over to the Wool Castle to help but by the time he arrives Tango and Etho have managed to put out the fire, saving a decent chunk of the Wool Castle
 * Etho's horse, however, dies in the fire
 * Smallish goes around the server looking for wolves to breed to start his wolf army
 * He eventually manages to breed his wolf with Etho's
 * Skizz gives Impulse a Red Army banner, making him the official supplier of the Red Army


 * Smajor1995 and Solidarity scout out Impulse's villagers and plan on stealing from them as well but is caught in the act by Cleo
 * Grian begins trapping Monopoly Mountain, intending on abandoning the Sandcastle
 * Grian then starts building a bunker in the south side of Sandland where they will be moving to as the Sandcastle was too conspicuous


 * The wall around the Flower Valley is impulsively burnt down by Smallish
 * BigB drops by Renchanting and officially aligns himself with the Red Army
 * Smajor and Solidarity go around the server attempting to find who burnt down their walls
 * Smajor and Solidarity create a side alliance with Cleo


 * Scar goes around the server looking for people to recruit and become allies
 * Cleo, Smallish, and Tango decide to align themselves with Scar and Grian
 * Smajor and Solidariy show Scar the location of Impulse's villagers and they begin trading for gear and enchantments
 * Skizz reaches out to Tango and strikes a deal for milk to counter any potential potions that could be used against the Red Army
 * Additionally, due to the deal, Tango is granted protection from the Red Army


 * Etho sets up his Enderporter to teleport him back home after a set amount of time and heads over to Sandland to snoop and cause chaos as revenge
 * However, the automatic Enderporter fails to teleport him back and Etho is shot and killed by Scar as punishment for stealing from Monopoly Mountain


 * While assembling the various members of the Red Army in an effort get Etho's things back, it is revealed that Smallish holds no allegiance to any side, marking him as an enemy to the Red Army
 * The Red Army heads over to Sandland to get Etho's things back
 * Scar attempts to lead the Red Army over to Monopoly Mountain to use Grian's TNT trap to kill some of the Red Army but fails, just barely avoiding killing himself and Tango in the process.
 * Grian, Cleo, Solidarity, and Smajor head over to Dogwarts, seeing that it's currently undefended to mess with their things
 * Grian attempts to set a TNT trap but the Red Army returns as he is doing so, forcing them to leave prematurely
 * Skizz's home is blown up


 * Impulse gears up BigB and Etho with enchanted bows
 * Martyn drops by the Crastle and gathers some arrows
 * Tango helps Impulse set up a trap in the entryway to the villagers
 * Smallish sets up an anvil trap in Smajor's base before burning the other half of their wall down
 * The trap fails and Smajor and Solidarity go back to Smallish's home to confront him


 * Smallish admits that he was the one who burnt down their wall before the group notices the Red Army heading over to Impulse's
 * Smajor, Solidarity, Cleo, and Smallish begin firing on the Red Army as they pass by Smallish's home, causing a shootout to being between the two groups
 * Cleo falls to her death while jumping off Smallish's roof in an effort to retreat


 * Grian and Scar complete construction of the Bunker, their new base in Sandland

Session 7
Note: Bigbst4tz2 and SmallishBeans did not participate this session due to unspecified IRL Issues


 * Smajor1995 rebuilds the wall surrounding The Flower Valley with stone
 * ZombieCleo catches BdoubleO100 up on their current alliances and enemies as he was not present the previous session
 * GoodTimesWithScar heads over to Smallish's home to uphold his end of his deal and rebuilds the majority of his roof
 * Rendog, Martyn, and Skizzleman begin gathering supplies
 * TangoTek begins gathering supplies for future traps
 * ImpulseSV supplies EthosLab with Slow Fall arrows
 * Grian begins setting up a large TNT trap surrounding the bunker with the plans of luring the Red Army in an effort to take their lives


 * Smajor shows Solidarity a secret bunker full of gear and potions
 * Bdubs and Cleo call Tango over to the Crastle to interrogate him about being a double agent
 * Tango admits that he's been playing all sides
 * Before Tango can officially align himself with any one side the Red Army appears from the back of the Crastle and declares everyone inside (including Tango) an enemy, causining Tango to officially align himself with the Crastle


 * The Red Army gears themselves up using Impulse's villagers
 * Impulse drops by the Crastle where his aligances are questioned
 * He proves his trustworthiness by gearing up Bdubs with diamond gear
 * The group begins planning on trapping Dogwarts
 * Scar goes around the server gathering obsidian to armor the bunker
 * Grian and Scar eventually find themselves at the Crastle where they apologize for killing Bdubs and begin to question how solid their alliance with the Crastle is
 * Scar and Grian fill Smajor and Solidarity in on the TNT trap and enlists the two in their plan to kill the Red Army


 * Impulse manages to lead the Red Army out of Dogwarts and to Sandland, allowing the Crastle to set a TNT trap while they are out
 * The Red Army attacks Sandland, aiming to kill Smajor and get their banner back
 * Etho manages to shoot and kill Smajor
 * Sandland sets off their TNT trap, destroying a large portion of the Desert, but not killing anyone
 * Grian gets caught in the lava pit surround the bunker and is shot and killed by Martyn
 * Solidarity is shot and killed by Skizz while attempting to retreat
 * The Crastle heads to Sandland to help out. They manage to save Scar who gets away. Another fight between the Crastle and the Red Army ensues in the woods just outside Sandland
 * During the fight, Cleo is shot and killed by Ren before Tango is also shot and killed by Ren
 * Bdubs manages to get away and sneakily follows behind the Red Army to make sure they're not attacking the Crastle


 * Martyn is seperated from the Red Army and is shot and killed by a skeleton while attempting to escape from Scar and Smajor
 * Martyn spots the TNT trap in the basement as he respawned on the inside
 * Martyn accidentally teleports Etho to the Wool Castle and the two head back to Dogwarts to regroup


 * Smajor heads over to the Wool Castle and sets it on fire in an effort to lure the Red Army away from Dogwarts
 * Martyn and Impulse disarm the trap where they are then ambushed by Scar, Grian, and Smajor
 * Martyn gets away but Impulse is shot and killed by Smajor
 * Scar steals the enchanting table


 * The Crastle alliance confronts the Red Army after seeing that they were in the Crastle during a fight with Sandland
 * Cleo attacks Ren but is killed by Skizz
 * Sandland heads over to the Crastle to see where Tango and Bdubs' allegiances lie
 * Tango and Bdubs officially align themself with Sandland


 * Bdubs confronts Impulse about his allegiances
 * Impulse states that he's with the Crastle
 * The Red Army spots Impulse with the Crastle/Sandland and question his alleigances


 * Skizz decides to rush the Crastle in an attempt to kill someone on the inside
 * The Red Army reluctantly follows behind and attempts to defend him but Skizz manages to get in and is killed by Grian
 * The Red Army is forced to retreat, their suspicions confirmed that Impulse has betrayed them


 * Smajor creates a grave for Solidarity, burying his things on the top of the hill that surrounds the Flower Valley

Session 8
Note: Session 8 is the final session of Season 1


 * ImpulseSV moves his villagers to under the Crastle to keep them safe and traps the tunnel he used to transport them
 * BdoubleO100 makes a grave for ZombieCleo next to the Crastle beside a spruce tree
 * GoodTimesWithScar meets up with SmallishBeans at Smallish's house
 * TangoTek and Bdubs declare full allegiance to each other and discuss ways to trap and infiltrate Dogwarts
 * Smajor1995 gears himself up and gathers more supplies before heading over to Smallish's
 * EthosLab, InTheLittleWoods, and Rendog discuss using end crystals to kill the Sand-Crastle Alliance
 * Grian gathers supplies to siege Dogwarts and announces that despite no longer being in Scar's debt, he will continue to work with him
 * Bigbst4tz2 expresses his worries over being the last player on their green life


 * Scar returns to the bunker to try and gather whatever is left of value
 * Bdubs and Tango discover Impulse's villagers under the Crastle and begin gearing themselves
 * Grian heads over to the Crastle, finding Bdubs, Scar, and Impulse conversing
 * Grian warns Scar of the target on his back from the results of the last session


 * Bdubs begins tunneling his way over to Dogwarts as Grian and Scar make fun of him from the surface
 * The Sand-Crastle loot Dogwarts, stealing their potion supplies for themselves


 * Martyn, Ren, and BigB head into the nether to gather supplies for end crystals as Etho heads off to kill Impulse's villagers, only to discover that they are already gone
 * Scar, Grian, and Smajor trap the nether portal by the Crastle to dissuade the Red Army from coming back out for an attack
 * Etho removes the lava around the trapped portal without being seen
 * Smallish meets up with the others at the Crastle, showing off his dog army
 * Impulse sets up a TNT launcher at the top of the Crastle


 * Scar, Bdubs, and Tango discuss how trustworthy Impulse is
 * Grian begins building a fortress over Dogwarts as the others begin a siege on Dogwarts. BigB is shot and killed by Smajor
 * The Red Army gathers back up at Cookie Castle as Smajor and Smallish leave


 * Ren and Martyn are spotted running around the back of the Crastle. Smallish, Smajor, Impulse, Bdubs, and Tango chase after them
 * They briefly lose Ren and Martyn in the woods and Bdubs and Tango decide to head back to the Crastle, suspecting their disappearance to be a trap
 * Smallish, Impulse, and Smajor continue to look for Ren and Martyn and eventually find them and a battle ensues
 * Smallish is killed by Ren using The Skizz Blade
 * Soon after, Smajor is shot by Ren
 * Impulse manages to recover some of Smajor and Smallish's gear before escaping
 * After losing his final life, Smajor wakes back up in an afterlife version of The Flower Valley where he is welcomed by Solidarity


 * Tango, Bdubs, Impulse, Scar, and Grian regroup at the Crastle
 * Bdubs, Tango, Scar, and Grian further question Impulse's loyalty while he briefly headed off
 * The Sand-Crastle Alliance spots Etho and BigB heading towards Smallish's home and decide to chase after them
 * Smajor is killed by Ren using The Skizz Blade
 * The Crastle and Sand People initiate another fight at Skizzle Point. Impulse manages to shoot and kill Martyn. The Red Army retreats and the Crastle and Sand People loot Martyn's body
 * BigB and Etho manage to reunite with Martyn and Ren at the Wool Castle


 * Grian temporarily leaves the group as he goes off to make sure he has enough gear to fall back on should he die
 * Tango, Bdubs, and Scar spot the Red Army heading towards Cookie Castle
 * By the time the Sand-Crasle gets to the Cookie Castle, the Red Army are gone
 * The Sand-Crastle return to Dogwarts where they decide to take it over and use it for their own defense
 * Bdubs quickly brews poison potions as The Red Army returns to Dogwarts, where they are attacked by the Sand-Crastle
 * Etho burns to death whilst fighting Impulse


 * Grian and Scar decide to solidify their alliance and turn on the other members of the server
 * Tango is killed by Martyn
 * Shortly after, BigB is shot by Grian
 * Scar then manages to kill Ren before shooting Martyn to death


 * Bdubs leaves for the Crastle once the fighting is over
 * BigB actives his No Kill Pass to which Grian and Scar both decide to honor
 * Scar and Grian get Bdubs back on their side by giving him a clock, and watch as Bdubs turns and kills Impulse
 * The trio then go looking for BigB. They manage to find him by the Swamp. Scar attempts to protect BigB but reveals that he ordered Bdubs to kill him. BigB attempts to kill Grian but before he can BigB is shot and killed by Bdubs


 * Grian grows increasingly nervous as he realizes he is still on his second life. Scar settles it by throwing down a No Kill Pass and announces whoever grabs it first he won't kill. Bdubs manages to snag the pass and is attacked by Scar. Bdubs manages to get the killing shot on Grian
 * Bdubs and Scar create a truce which Grian is quick to pick up on. Grian manages to find Scar and Bdubs and attacks the two of them. Bdubs is killed by Scar


 * Grian turns his attention on Scar but stops as he realizes that Scar isn't fighting back
 * Scar announces that he will allow Grian to slay him and take the enchanter as he has kept him alive the whole series
 * Neither of them want to kill the other but the spectators demand blood. The two of them head over to Pizza's Grave to duel it out
 * Scar creates a ring of cactus by Pizza's grave and the two of them remove all their armor and weapons
 * Just before the duel begins Scar burns the Red Army's banner, shield, and two enchanters while laughing at the spectators.
 * The duel begins and Grian manages to kill Scar, winning Season 1 of 3rd Life


 * Grian jumps off Monopoly Mountain, taking his final life

Season 2 of 3rd Life is announced

Brief Season 1 Summary
Grian becomes indebted to GoodTimesWithScar allies because due to a prank gone fatally wrong. Rendog creates Renchanting, and allies with InTheLittleWoods. Rendog reforms Renchanting into Dogwarts and starts to gather allies. Scar dies, falling into a ravine, and becomes the first Red Life on the server. Grian takes advantage of this and, after convincing Scar to agree to the plan, sets a trap that kills Skizzleman, Rendog and Solidarity. Renchanting decides to declare war on Sandland in response to the trap, with Ren ordering Martyn to kill him and turn him to his Red Life so he can be justified in his aggression. Sandland gathers more allies in response to Dogwarts. Many battles break out between Sandland and Renchanting, which result in many lives lost. Eventually, Sandland wins the war, with only five members alive. Members start killing each other. Eventually, only Scar and Grian are left alive, and, per request of everyone else, they duel to decide the winner. Grian wins.